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David Cameron to be told he made a right pig's ear of lobbying - but not in a sexy way
Politics
Boris to show the utmost respect by only dragging his hair halfway through a hedge backwards in honour of Prince Philip
Politics
Troubles in Northern Ireland absolutely nothing to do with colossal Brexit balls up, insists Govt
Politics
Under-30s to be offered alternative to Matt Hancock
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UKIP's Peter Gammons admits he changed his name to appeal more directly to voter base
Politics
Public warned not to approach any crazed individuals armed with pints of milk
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Scooby Doo gang reveal von der Leyen to be Nigel Farage
Politics
Immigration status to be decided by number of social media followers by 2025 under new Government plans
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China to impose sanctions on nation of Iain Duncan Smith in retaliation for Uighurs assertions
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New Government mandate to ensure each UK citizen wears at least three union flags at any one time
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Mysterious camps set up on outskirts of Liverpool are for recreation not re-education, Government insists
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Boris Johnson's dad to be allowed to eat swans
Politics
Lockdown one year on: A national day of reflection of every Government fuck-up
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Government thanks Bristol mob for making suppression of democratic right to protest that little bit easier
Politics
Conspiracy theorists thank Boris Johnson for urging people to have jab as it will put millions off
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NASA confirm that a miscalculated Hancock fence-jump was the mysterious high-pitched noise picked up by Mars Perseverance Rover
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