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PM’s randy and unkempt pet allegedly proves dogs are like owners

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Health Secretary blames 'cower' comment on constant stress of having ostriches try to incubate his head

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Politician kicked out of Parliament for insufficient amounts of lying

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Journalists who expose filthy Tory adulterers must be jailed, say filthy Tory adulterers

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Cummings reduced to same official status as that pub bore you know who met a celebrity once

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Starmer to purge rebels with firing squads standing in circles

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Tories say sugar and salt tax would harm freedom of choice, donations from big companies

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PM denies secretly still doing everything Cummings says on eve of 'Free Dom' Day

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'It couldn't have happened to a nicer man,' says world as Bolsonaro hospitalised for having continuous hiccups

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Confused Trump supporter can't understand why Queen is still in power after storming of Wembley during Euro finals

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London Mayor accused of betraying politicians everywhere by showing moral courage and decisiveness

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Football fan who shoved flare up his arse to be named new UK Ambassador to the EU

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New rules say public transport firms must make own mask decisions, keep blame away from waffling buffoon in Number 10

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Home Secretary Priti Patel diagnosed with rare case of late onset anti-racism

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Tory MP Lee Anderson's family to continue brave boycott of Lee Anderson for rest of Euros

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PM banned from prestigious Mustique club for breaching Useless Posh Wasters' Code

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