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David Cameron to be told he made a right pig's ear of lobbying - but not in a sexy way

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Boris to show the utmost respect by only dragging his hair halfway through a hedge backwards in honour of Prince Philip

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Troubles in Northern Ireland absolutely nothing to do with colossal Brexit balls up, insists Govt

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Under-30s to be offered alternative to Matt Hancock

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UKIP's Peter Gammons admits he changed his name to appeal more directly to voter base

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Public warned not to approach any crazed individuals armed with pints of milk

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Scooby Doo gang reveal von der Leyen to be Nigel Farage

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Immigration status to be decided by number of social media followers by 2025 under new Government plans

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China to impose sanctions on nation of Iain Duncan Smith in retaliation for Uighurs assertions

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New Government mandate to ensure each UK citizen wears at least three union flags at any one time

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Mysterious camps set up on outskirts of Liverpool are for recreation not re-education, Government insists

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Boris Johnson's dad to be allowed to eat swans

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Lockdown one year on: A national day of reflection of every Government fuck-up

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Government thanks Bristol mob for making suppression of democratic right to protest that little bit easier

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Conspiracy theorists thank Boris Johnson for urging people to have jab as it will put millions off

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NASA confirm that a miscalculated Hancock fence-jump was the mysterious high-pitched noise picked up by Mars Perseverance Rover

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