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Government says claims of threatening rebel MPs are as ridiculous as claims of Boris Johnson partying during lockdown

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Boris Johnson's spirit animal revealed to be one of those cling-ons you have to shake your bottom get rid of

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Theresa May secretly finds all this fucking hilarious, report finds

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Matt Hancock sued by Creature from Black Lagoon for copyright infringement after Serpentine swim

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Tory MP's defection to Labour a matter of principle and nothing to do with prospect of losing election and having to get proper job

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Sue Gray advises Carrie to start picking out some nice curtains for Johnson's ditch

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Tories say Hartlepool a hotbed of Starmerite lockdown hypocrisy after five-year-old has birthday party at home

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'Nobody warned me!' says lying piece of shit too lazy to even come up with some bollocks about driving to Barnard Castle for an eyetest

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'What if we're next?' asks Queen nervously watching The Tories dismantling other British institutions like the BBC and NHS

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Asylum seekers and BBC staff to be forced into gladiatorial combat every time Government faces a scandal

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New party game called 'Cabinet Minister' has players compete to put tongues furthest up Boris Johnson effigy's anus

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'Phew! At least no-one noticed I got stuck in a lift,' says grinning Gove amid ongoing Downing Street party scandal

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Shit-covered Boris Johnson refuses to admit shitting self until conclusion of investigation into whether he shat self

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Senior Tory aide called Dai Version exposed Chinese agent in Commons

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Entire Cabinet in running for Gutless Creep of the Year Award after backing Boris Johnson

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Latest UK cabinet meeting a shambles after Raab only brings a bottle of sherry he found at the back of the cupboard

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