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UK demands flood waters go back to Irish Sea for customs checks

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Algae scraped from manatee's back by Trump supporter voice compassion for intellectual inferior

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Squirrel denies being fat as parks once again inundated with bored furloughed humans bearing nuts

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UK Fisherman Furious as Boris' Promised ‘Unicorn’ turns out to be a Donkey in a Party Hat

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New Dinosaur discovered complete with remains of where humans first shot it

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Number 10 bulk buys Lipstick and holds urgent Swine-Grooming workshops ahead of Rumoured Brexit Deal announcement

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Humans start their month long dead tree worshipping ceremony

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Kevin the Carrot questioned over disappearance of millions of vegetables

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Scotland so hard-arse even its snow comes with thunder

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ITV reassures Welsh wildlife experts non-native Geordies used in hit show will not escape into local ecosystem

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Not saluting a magpie cause of all 2020 disasters - study finds

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North Pole in COVID-19 panic as Rudolph loses his sense of smell

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Charity bosses say covid a threat to their massive salaries and some people or animals or something

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T-Rex furious after being kicked out of Extinction Rebellion

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Larry the Cat finally takes care of Giant Rat problem

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Worm turns in Downing Street but is too insignificant for anybody to notice

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