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Octopi outraged at being declared sentient beings as definition also includes humans

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Poultry industry says COP26 outcome a big enough turkey to serve millions this Christmas

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Newly discovered dinosaur revealed to be working second job for Tory party

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Rescued caver pestered by Boris Johnson about good hiding places

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Dead patch of long grass near Glasgow scuppers world leaders' climate change pledges

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French trawler crews assured that British waters will soon have enough brown trout for everybody

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Queen offers humanity the full support of the Lizard People

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Humanity on course to destroy itself before Terminators even get chance, fear robots

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Tory MPs want UK's rivers to be just as full of shit as they are, insiders confirm

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Dog looks a tad worried after new DNA evidence shows curiosity didn’t kill the cat

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Government to Tax Bees

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Insulate Britain mysteriously fails to promise any of their nonsense for the roads of Glasgow

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Hero spider learns to walk on two legs and complain about the weather after being bitten by radioactive human

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Entire cast of Verisure burglar alarm ads quarantined after Dutch Elm Disease outbreak

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Peppa Pig and family on the run due to proposed swine cull

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‘One has had enough,’ says Queen after setting corgis on litter lout

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