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American right-to-lifers revealed to be living rebuttal of own arguments
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US Supreme Court demands mums now carry babies to full term of 10 years until inevitable school shooting
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"Forget polio!" say scientists warning of new outbreak of fucking Minions next week
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Tories to cut ambulance waiting times by reclassifying seriously ill as pre-dead and sending hearses instead
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Covid denies infecting Prince Andrew as it has standards
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'My wrist hasn't hurt this bad since lockdown,' says man suffering from repetitive strain injury from too much Jubilee flag waving
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Minnie Mouse threatens divorce after Daisy Duck diagnosed with monkey pox
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Surgeons admit defeat in operation to remove Nadine Dorries from Boris Johnson's Anus
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"I just like bananas and wanking in public," insists man in monkey pox false alarm
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Makers and sellers of shitty cheap food thank Government for its help
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Man who now has amazing abs having lived at the gym for five years still not made up for lack of personality
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Covid to find new job as social media influencer demanding free stuff in exchange for 'exposure'
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Ordinary people glad NHS website refers to 'poo' and 'pee' instead of complex medical terms such as 'faeces' and 'urine'
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Putin applies to be senior NHS Trust executive so he can kill babies with no fear of punishment
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Scientist to find cure for procrastination just as soon as she finishes alphabetising her CD collection
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Rees-Mogg proved correct as 163,000 covid dead found to have been made of fluff
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