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Toby Young outraged to be told he can't just make shit up

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SNP plot to eliminate covid lockdown 'copycat' Johnson by having Nicola Sturgeon pretend to jump in fire

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Evil Vaccine manufacturers forced to use bits of old Nokia Phones with 'Snake' on them due to 5G microchip shortage

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Government condemns plague of ravenous ticks and lice it unleashed on poverty-stricken children

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Supermarkets' ban on mask-refusers surprises mask-wearing non-dickheads

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New Government covid campaign just live feed of Chris Whitty going around punching morons in the face

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Home Secretary defends fining the confused as the entirely avoidable covid disaster has to be paid for somehow

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Glass house wrecked by Briton who ridiculed America for being led by bad-haired New York-born arsehole

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PM acted decisively says Sunak before revealing colour of sky in his universe

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Parents' hopes for lazy lockdown dashed by annoying fitness guru Joe Wicks

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Mass Abandoning of Dry January plans as nation says 'fuck doing this without wine'

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"Whatever," says nation as PM announces anti-covid kick in the genitals for all

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Attempt to eliminate stupidity by chanting at covid demonstrators that stupidity doesn't exist ends in failure

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New Year New You revealed to be just same old you watching telly in your pants

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Government's Children First covid policy to be extended to coal mines, shark-infested waters

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Protect the NHS by not touching that manky bottle at the back of drinks cabinet, doctors warn

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