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Thug officer receives prestigious West Midlands Police Birmingham Six Memorial Toerag Award

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Govt to replace confusing ‘Amber Watchlist’ with much clearer ‘Tangeriney-Greeny Maybe List’

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Boomerangs to make a comeback, industry expert confirms

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London to congratulate itself on excesses of unbridled capitalism with the building of a giant bollock

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Defunct X-Factor to be replaced by new show called 'Poking the Deluded with a Stick'

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Man who scoffs at people still wearing masks bit of a twat, study finds

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Dictionary to officially replace the word ‘progress’ with the word ‘woke’ to keep backwards asshats happy

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BMW Drivers outraged at new 'Woke' Highway Code that forbids them from ploughing into pedestrians

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Jodie Whittaker departure welcomed by Doctor Who fans who find women more frightening than Daleks

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People who turned to Katie Price's Instagram for investment advice still allowed to vote, operate heavy machinery

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RNLI gently points out that throwing migrants back in Channel evil and illegal

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Rooney punished by having his tyre swing taken away

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"Stick your carrots up your arses, we want medals," say dressage horses

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Gullible man who falls for any old bollocks to continue calling everyone else 'sheeple'

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Fundamentalist vaccine refuser turned away from Pearly Gates for being an arse

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PM’s randy and unkempt pet allegedly proves dogs are like owners

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