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Anton Chigurh gets visa for job at Barnsley abattoir

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Police crackdown on officers stealing Jaffa Cakes, officers committing sex offences not so much

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‘One has had enough,’ says Queen after setting corgis on litter lout

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Priti Patel to introduce Squid Game vetting process for asylum seekers after Netflix binge

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‘What’s an escape goat? Never heard of one!’ says Govt whilst blaming overstretched GPs for failing health service

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False-negative covid lab under fire after not being able to give straight yes/no answer when asked how it happened

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Mystery as millions of radios simultaneously exude miasma of blandness so thick you could cut it with a knife

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Billionaires' space travel slammed by prince who stands to inherit vast fortune, palaces, castles and an enormous pile of treasure

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Evil cesspits spreading hate and misinformation up in arms over being compared to Facebook

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Members of ethnic minorities in racism controversy after mistaking one Tory MP for another

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Horror as scientific child creates birdbee monster after being told about sex

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Africa again demands West stops dumping toxic waste after Hancock UN appointment

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Man destroys office in desperate bid to reproduce ambiguous noise so colleagues won't think he farted

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Marbella beach-goers report seeing UK PM burying head in sand

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'My Government's repeated mistakes might have led to thousands of unnecessary covid deaths, but at least I'm not Jeremy Corbyn,' says Boris

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Frozen vulnerable people to be thrown into giant furnaces to help big business cut gas costs

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