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Teflon enters into a partnership with Boris Johnson

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Rapunzel arrested after Handsome Prince and hare found dead at base of tower

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American right-to-lifers revealed to be living rebuttal of own arguments

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Spray children with hitherto-illegal pesticide when they ask about birds and bees, says new sex-education guidance

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USA admitted to International Society of God-bothering Craphole Countries

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Five square feet of drying paint on a wall considers Labour leadership bid

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US Supreme Court demands mums now carry babies to full term of 10 years until inevitable school shooting

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Blue blanket has particularly stubborn shit stuck to it

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"Forget polio!" say scientists warning of new outbreak of fucking Minions next week

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Grinning sociopath bewildered as shallow charm suddenly stops working at by-elections

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Brexiter discovers map to long-lost sunlit uplands by UK joining tariff-free trade federation with its nearest geographical neighbours

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New unruly pupil at Kigali school not all that he seems

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Commons chiefs say all future allegations of MPs' sexual misbehaviour will be investigated by South Yorkshire Police

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Met promises to track down racist attackers and offer them jobs

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Tories praised for inventing time machine taking UK back 40 years to a time of hyper-inflation and national strikes

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"We just love pain," say sadomasochists planning to vote Tory in upcoming by-elections

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