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Confused Trump-supporting racist shuns Black Friday, waits for Orange Wednesday

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British and French border forces adopt Shaggy's It Wasn't Me as official song

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Turkeys who voted Tory bewildered by impending arrival of Christmas

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Members of Royal Family outraged at documentary airing outrageous claims by other outraged members of Royal Family

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What missing Chinese tennis player? asks British Establishment before signing more juicy business deals with Beijing

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Nobody knew racism was wrong before about 2017 says nobody except thick sports stars

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Mark Zuckerberg to be fitted with human-like emotions by 2029, sources reveal

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Public obey Government Minister's call not to be alarmed at possibly being blown to buggery by terrorists

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Ed Miliband's hair to be knighted for distracting the nation from its troubles

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Poultry industry says COP26 outcome a big enough turkey to serve millions this Christmas

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Aircraft manufacturers already looking forward to showing off their wares at COP27 in Egypt next year

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Hunters reject calls to kick rocking horses instead of real ones as it just wouldn't be the same

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Mortuary abuse inquiry will confirm nobody important should be sacked and lessons will be learned

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Lifestyle magazine to fight body-shaming by only having 75% of its content featuring semi-naked size zero women

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Middle-aged man accuses Greta Thunberg of hypocrisy for breathing oxygen

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Yorkshire cricket chiefs asked to help rehabilitate image of KKK, Waffen SS

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