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Evil cesspits spreading hate and misinformation up in arms over being compared to Facebook

By Livi Ngroom

Evil cesspits spreading hate and misinformation spoke of their anger at being compared to Facebook last night.

This comes after a whistleblower from the social media giant revealed that the Mark Zuckerberg-run company couldn’t give two shits about anyone at all .

Giving testimony to the US Senate, former Facebook employee Frances Haugen claimed the social-media company puts “astronomical profits before people”, harming children and destabilising democracy via the sharing of inaccurate and divisive content.

Now evil cesspits spreading hate and misinformation around the world are up in arms that they have now been compared to Facebook.

Ernie, an evil cesspit spreading hate and misinformation based in Basildon, said: “We feel besmirched. We might be evil cesspits spreading hate and misinformation but we have feelings too.

“Comparing us to Facebook is like comparing a kitten to a fully-grown sabre-tooth tiger. Yes we both have claws, teeth and fur, but the size and scale of the sabre-tooth tiger is off the charts compared to a little fluffy kitten.

“Us evil cesspits might spread hate and misinformation but we are a speck in the universe compared to Facebook, who spreads hate and misinformation on such a scale that the world has never seen its like before.

“Every single day, Facebook buries the world under so much hate and misinformation I’m surprised we’re not all drowning in malicious shit on a permanent basis.

“Us evil cesspits who spread hate and misinformation just want to be able to hold our heads up high and make our evil cesspit who spread hate and misinformation children proud of us. And comparing us to Facebook makes us all feel a bit shitty.”