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London to congratulate itself on excesses of unbridled capitalism with the building of a giant bollock

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Defunct X-Factor to be replaced by new show called 'Poking the Deluded with a Stick'

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Dictionary to officially replace the word ‘progress’ with the word ‘woke’ to keep backwards asshats happy

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Jodie Whittaker departure welcomed by Doctor Who fans who find women more frightening than Daleks

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People who turned to Katie Price's Instagram for investment advice still allowed to vote, operate heavy machinery

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Gullible man who falls for any old bollocks to continue calling everyone else 'sheeple'

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Shock as radio DJ stops talking for a bit to actually play a song

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Mars to send Earth its richest wankers in pre-emptive counter strike

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Rooney pictures officially not OMG moment but OMC - Only Morons Care

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Ghosts of Stonehenge Druids tell UNESCO to go and f*** itself over World Heritage status

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Generous club bouncers quite willing to give two jabs on the door to any troublesome anti-vaxxers

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Covid-compliant Tokyo Olympics to hold every event over Zoom to ensure social distancing

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‘Nice Guy’ on dating site can’t understand why none of those ‘effing skanks’ want to go out with him

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UNESCO official caught trying to sell World Heritage status hubcaps in Liverpool pub

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Eagerly-awaited Prince Harry memoir rumoured to list achievements other than being born

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'Strewth! Haven't we got enough venomous creatures already?' says Australia as it chucks out Katie Hopkins

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