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"It's great to be back to normal" say shivering mask-wearing pubgoers drinking outside in April snow showers

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Recently rediscovered ancient Egyptian city of Aten already declared more exciting than Milton Keynes

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Prince Philip denies it was him who crashed a Land Rover into Pearly Gates

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Man makes living by betting random strangers that nearby hipster families include at least one child called Noah

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Boring smart-arse sacrificed by giant rabbit at Stonehenge after yet again saying Easter stolen from Pagans

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Woman prepares for virtual Glastonbury by inviting hippies to shit in her garden

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Seeing pound shop Halloween display reminds man to buy Easter eggs for wife and children

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Left out, sidelined zombies assured they can be part of the next pandemic

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Shock as Daily Mail story fails to stir any outrage whatsoever

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"Phew! They've cured racism!" says Pakistani man as he washes off latest 'go home' graffiti from his shop

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Confused Tarantino fan gets kettled by police after showing up at Kill The Bill protest in cosplay

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Friendless man celebrates new freedom of six people meeting outside by standing in vicinity of family of five

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New Hollywood breakfast diet of acai berries mixed with tears from newborn infants a load of old wank, say experts

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New Snyder cut of the Snyder cut of Justice League to just be Batman eating cornflakes in slo-mo for five hours

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Immigration status to be decided by number of social media followers by 2025 under new Government plans

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New Government mandate to ensure each UK citizen wears at least three union flags at any one time

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