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Government says claims of threatening rebel MPs are as ridiculous as claims of Boris Johnson partying during lockdown

Big Ben to be renamed Big Dong after receiving coveted Pornhub sponsorship

Boris Johnson's spirit animal revealed to be one of those cling-ons you have to shake your bottom get rid of

Theresa May secretly finds all this fucking hilarious, report finds

Matt Hancock sued by Creature from Black Lagoon for copyright infringement after Serpentine swim

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Government says claims of threatening rebel MPs are as ridiculous as claims of Boris Johnson partying during lockdown

Big Ben to be renamed Big Dong after receiving coveted Pornhub sponsorship

Boris Johnson's spirit animal revealed to be one of those cling-ons you have to shake your bottom get rid of

Theresa May secretly finds all this fucking hilarious, report finds

Matt Hancock sued by Creature from Black Lagoon for copyright infringement after Serpentine swim

Skeletor insists he'll wait for Sue Gray's report before launching next attack on Castle Grayskull

Tory MP's defection to Labour a matter of principle and nothing to do with prospect of losing election and having to get proper job

Sue Gray advises Carrie to start picking out some nice curtains for Johnson's ditch

Tories say Hartlepool a hotbed of Starmerite lockdown hypocrisy after five-year-old has birthday party at home

'Nobody warned me!' says lying piece of shit too lazy to even come up with some bollocks about driving to Barnard Castle for an eyetest

Corvid-denier pecked half to death by crows, rooks, jackdaws and magpies

'What if we're next?' asks Queen nervously watching The Tories dismantling other British institutions like the BBC and NHS

Heartbroken physicist observes dimensions where British people born on same day as Boris Johnson had same opportunities

Asylum seekers and BBC staff to be forced into gladiatorial combat every time Government faces a scandal

World to make environmental pledge by recycling every single mistake it has ever made in history

New party game called 'Cabinet Minister' has players compete to put tongues furthest up Boris Johnson effigy's anus

Emily Maitlis fields job offers from makers of online so-called nonce hunting videos

'Phew! At least no-one noticed I got stuck in a lift,' says grinning Gove amid ongoing Downing Street party scandal

Rageful Djokovic to throw racket at kangaroo after finally being declared 'out' by Australian umpires

Shit-covered Boris Johnson refuses to admit shitting self until conclusion of investigation into whether he shat self

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Government says claims of threatening rebel MPs are as ridiculous as claims of Boris Johnson partying during lockdown

Big Ben to be renamed Big Dong after receiving coveted Pornhub sponsorship

Boris Johnson's spirit animal revealed to be one of those cling-ons you have to shake your bottom get rid of

Theresa May secretly finds all this fucking hilarious, report finds

Matt Hancock sued by Creature from Black Lagoon for copyright infringement after Serpentine swim

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Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Man to spend entire weekend moaning about bike lanes

Production stopped on new Paddington movie after Peruvian bear deported by Priti Patel

Flat Earthers finally reach fabled ‘ice wall’ at edge of planet but unable to enter gift shop without face masks

Prince Andrew now able not only to sweat but also to crap himself, sources claim

Covid variant Omicron revealed to be 'robot in disguise' which can transform into a speedboat

Government says claims of threatening rebel MPs are as ridiculous as claims of Boris Johnson partying during lockdown

Big Ben to be renamed Big Dong after receiving coveted Pornhub sponsorship

Boris Johnson's spirit animal revealed to be one of those cling-ons you have to shake your bottom get rid of

Theresa May secretly finds all this fucking hilarious, report finds

Matt Hancock sued by Creature from Black Lagoon for copyright infringement after Serpentine swim

Skeletor insists he'll wait for Sue Gray's report before launching next attack on Castle Grayskull

Tory MP's defection to Labour a matter of principle and nothing to do with prospect of losing election and having to get proper job

Sue Gray advises Carrie to start picking out some nice curtains for Johnson's ditch

Tories say Hartlepool a hotbed of Starmerite lockdown hypocrisy after five-year-old has birthday party at home

'Nobody warned me!' says lying piece of shit too lazy to even come up with some bollocks about driving to Barnard Castle for an eyetest

Corvid-denier pecked half to death by crows, rooks, jackdaws and magpies

'What if we're next?' asks Queen nervously watching The Tories dismantling other British institutions like the BBC and NHS

Heartbroken physicist observes dimensions where British people born on same day as Boris Johnson had same opportunities

Asylum seekers and BBC staff to be forced into gladiatorial combat every time Government faces a scandal

World to make environmental pledge by recycling every single mistake it has ever made in history

New party game called 'Cabinet Minister' has players compete to put tongues furthest up Boris Johnson effigy's anus

Emily Maitlis fields job offers from makers of online so-called nonce hunting videos

'Phew! At least no-one noticed I got stuck in a lift,' says grinning Gove amid ongoing Downing Street party scandal

Rageful Djokovic to throw racket at kangaroo after finally being declared 'out' by Australian umpires

Shit-covered Boris Johnson refuses to admit shitting self until conclusion of investigation into whether he shat self

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