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Biden team explain that whipping Haitians back over the border not evil because he's not Trump

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Energy firms going bust leaves musical instrument makers struggling with public demand for microscopic violins

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MOD mistakenly sends Afghan translators big signs and novelty balloons saying they helped Britain against Taliban

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Martin Scorsese complains Keir Starmer's new essay drones on a bit and could probably finish about an hour earlier than it does

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Tories thank M25 demonstrators for excuse to lock all protesters up

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New survey finds everyone who owns a personalised number plate is a KN0BH3AD

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Climate-Change-Denying Trade Secretary to question sphericity of Earth next, insiders claim

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Raccoon finds self at Trump supporters' rally after forgetting to wipe its bottom

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London gets two new train stations. North to be awarded two new buckets in 2026

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Government buys tons of Vaseline and KY for energy companies so they can maintain customer service standards

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LGBTQ+ to add more letters to include 'Everyone Else Apart From Bigoted Arseholes'

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Exhausted dad forced at nerfpoint to play Barbies for 100th time that day

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PM sends bulldog to sort out Insulate Britain protestors’ insurance after their requests for Churchillian response

Ghost of Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog, Dave, haunts tongue twister convention

Brexit’s ‘sunlit uplands’ officially downgraded to ‘shallow roadside ditch’ due to food and fuel shortages

Boris to start dressing as Angela Merkel in bid to also see out 16 years in power

Escaped wallaby bores bollocks off everybody in pub with its endless bloody travel stories

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Tinder breaks after newly-single Michael Gove creates account

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Cummings poached from Downing Street by Specsavers to work at its Barnard Castle headquarters

Church of England partners with Cthulhu cult to make itself more relevant to life in 2020

PM sends bulldog to sort out Insulate Britain protestors’ insurance after their requests for Churchillian response

Ghost of Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog, Dave, haunts tongue twister convention

Brexit’s ‘sunlit uplands’ officially downgraded to ‘shallow roadside ditch’ due to food and fuel shortages

Boris to start dressing as Angela Merkel in bid to also see out 16 years in power

Escaped wallaby bores bollocks off everybody in pub with its endless bloody travel stories

Biden team explain that whipping Haitians back over the border not evil because he's not Trump

Man brings big fish on Tinder date just to match profile picture

Energy firms going bust leaves musical instrument makers struggling with public demand for microscopic violins

MOD mistakenly sends Afghan translators big signs and novelty balloons saying they helped Britain against Taliban

Martin Scorsese complains Keir Starmer's new essay drones on a bit and could probably finish about an hour earlier than it does

Consumers outraged that shortages might mean they have less food to throw away uneaten

Tories thank M25 demonstrators for excuse to lock all protesters up

New survey finds everyone who owns a personalised number plate is a KN0BH3AD

Climate-Change-Denying Trade Secretary to question sphericity of Earth next, insiders claim

Raccoon finds self at Trump supporters' rally after forgetting to wipe its bottom

London gets two new train stations. North to be awarded two new buckets in 2026

Government buys tons of Vaseline and KY for energy companies so they can maintain customer service standards

LGBTQ+ to add more letters to include 'Everyone Else Apart From Bigoted Arseholes'

Exhausted dad forced at nerfpoint to play Barbies for 100th time that day

Metropolitan Police to combat violence against women by staying away from them

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PM sends bulldog to sort out Insulate Britain protestors’ insurance after their requests for Churchillian response

Ghost of Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog, Dave, haunts tongue twister convention

Brexit’s ‘sunlit uplands’ officially downgraded to ‘shallow roadside ditch’ due to food and fuel shortages

Boris to start dressing as Angela Merkel in bid to also see out 16 years in power

Escaped wallaby bores bollocks off everybody in pub with its endless bloody travel stories

Most Popular

Tory voters horrified that their stupidity and selfishness will cost them extra National Insurance payments

Tinder breaks after newly-single Michael Gove creates account

Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Cat employed by RADA to teach actors how to convincingly portray starvation

Cummings poached from Downing Street by Specsavers to work at its Barnard Castle headquarters

Church of England partners with Cthulhu cult to make itself more relevant to life in 2020

PM sends bulldog to sort out Insulate Britain protestors’ insurance after their requests for Churchillian response

Ghost of Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog, Dave, haunts tongue twister convention

Brexit’s ‘sunlit uplands’ officially downgraded to ‘shallow roadside ditch’ due to food and fuel shortages

Boris to start dressing as Angela Merkel in bid to also see out 16 years in power

Escaped wallaby bores bollocks off everybody in pub with its endless bloody travel stories

Biden team explain that whipping Haitians back over the border not evil because he's not Trump

Man brings big fish on Tinder date just to match profile picture

Energy firms going bust leaves musical instrument makers struggling with public demand for microscopic violins

MOD mistakenly sends Afghan translators big signs and novelty balloons saying they helped Britain against Taliban

Martin Scorsese complains Keir Starmer's new essay drones on a bit and could probably finish about an hour earlier than it does

Consumers outraged that shortages might mean they have less food to throw away uneaten

Tories thank M25 demonstrators for excuse to lock all protesters up

New survey finds everyone who owns a personalised number plate is a KN0BH3AD

Climate-Change-Denying Trade Secretary to question sphericity of Earth next, insiders claim

Raccoon finds self at Trump supporters' rally after forgetting to wipe its bottom

London gets two new train stations. North to be awarded two new buckets in 2026

Government buys tons of Vaseline and KY for energy companies so they can maintain customer service standards

LGBTQ+ to add more letters to include 'Everyone Else Apart From Bigoted Arseholes'

Exhausted dad forced at nerfpoint to play Barbies for 100th time that day

Metropolitan Police to combat violence against women by staying away from them