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Supermarkets drop disposable barbecues but keep disposable morals
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Liz Truss says there's nothing evil about evil
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Public warned not to use flamethrowers in bid to cut down on wildfires
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Family celebrates after man finally gets a GP appointment three years after his death
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Liz Truss so dense light officially bends around her, scientists confirm
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Energy bosses demand exclusive rights to sell fans and aircon so they can screw public in summer too
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Alleged Beatles terrorist group member insists he was its Pete Best and left before they became famous
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Police rescue doggers from hot cars
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Daily Mail reveals hosepipe bans are fault of migrants bringing their weather with them
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Tory leadership contest to be decided by dance-off
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War on Woke to be scaled down to War on Gary Lineker
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Major London fire traced to bespoke Tory trouser factory
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