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Glorious Chinese Government to champion press freedoms by only silencing half the number of journalists as last year

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Starmer borrows Hillary Clinton's campaign slogan as it worked so well for her

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Cabinet meetings now reduced to everyone calling each other 'poopy bumheads' after recent Cummings' revelations

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Woman responsible for the state of Motorway Service Station sandwiches finally captured and put on trial

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Filthy pond slime barrister says Tories' rape conviction failure shame their own fault

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Cream agrees to rise to bottom to more accurately reflect state of UK politics

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More events to be held in the past after success of Euro 2020

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Tories surprised after being bitten by 'Libdem' creature they thought had gone extinct

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Boris loses status as complete liar after calling Hancock hopeless

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“Hancock is Totally Fucking Hopeless. I think I’ll promote him,” says Boris

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Trump to confound critics by writing memoir using more than 280 characters

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Footballer evidently still upset he didn't get asked to be 'Diet Coke Break' guy

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Turing £50 note helps to save world but shunned and denied admission to businesses

Scots still Scottish, football match finds

"Unless bands learn to kick a ball about, fuck 'em," says Government on plight of festivals

Elephant acts out old joke about footprints in the custard

Major improvements to GB News sound quality promised as technicians buy new string for baked bean cans

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Biden accidentally rounded up and put on coach to Swindon after pensioners' outing mix-up

Flat Earthers finally reach fabled ‘ice wall’ at edge of planet but unable to enter gift shop without face masks

Mythical sea monsters Scylla and Charybdis demand Boris leaves their names out of the bollocks he witters

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Turing £50 note helps to save world but shunned and denied admission to businesses

Scots still Scottish, football match finds

"Unless bands learn to kick a ball about, fuck 'em," says Government on plight of festivals

Elephant acts out old joke about footprints in the custard

Major improvements to GB News sound quality promised as technicians buy new string for baked bean cans

Glorious Chinese Government to champion press freedoms by only silencing half the number of journalists as last year

GB News excavates Berlin bunker in quest for new presenters

Starmer borrows Hillary Clinton's campaign slogan as it worked so well for her

Fitness enthusiast accidentally becomes international assassin after John Wick and Joe Wickes confusion

Cabinet meetings now reduced to everyone calling each other 'poopy bumheads' after recent Cummings' revelations

Woman responsible for the state of Motorway Service Station sandwiches finally captured and put on trial

Filthy pond slime barrister says Tories' rape conviction failure shame their own fault

Cream agrees to rise to bottom to more accurately reflect state of UK politics

More events to be held in the past after success of Euro 2020

Tories surprised after being bitten by 'Libdem' creature they thought had gone extinct

Boris loses status as complete liar after calling Hancock hopeless

“Hancock is Totally Fucking Hopeless. I think I’ll promote him,” says Boris

Trump to confound critics by writing memoir using more than 280 characters

Footballer evidently still upset he didn't get asked to be 'Diet Coke Break' guy

Grateful corrupt officers call for Met to be renamed Dick Squad in honour of its leader

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Turing £50 note helps to save world but shunned and denied admission to businesses

Scots still Scottish, football match finds

"Unless bands learn to kick a ball about, fuck 'em," says Government on plight of festivals

Elephant acts out old joke about footprints in the custard

Major improvements to GB News sound quality promised as technicians buy new string for baked bean cans

Most Popular

Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Biden accidentally rounded up and put on coach to Swindon after pensioners' outing mix-up

Flat Earthers finally reach fabled ‘ice wall’ at edge of planet but unable to enter gift shop without face masks

Mythical sea monsters Scylla and Charybdis demand Boris leaves their names out of the bollocks he witters

Bullshit singularity created as bullshitter accuses bullshitters of bullshitting

Embarrassed man caught watching GB News insists he was looking for Hot Housewives Winky Spanky Woo Channel

Turing £50 note helps to save world but shunned and denied admission to businesses

Scots still Scottish, football match finds

"Unless bands learn to kick a ball about, fuck 'em," says Government on plight of festivals

Elephant acts out old joke about footprints in the custard

Major improvements to GB News sound quality promised as technicians buy new string for baked bean cans

Glorious Chinese Government to champion press freedoms by only silencing half the number of journalists as last year

GB News excavates Berlin bunker in quest for new presenters

Starmer borrows Hillary Clinton's campaign slogan as it worked so well for her

Fitness enthusiast accidentally becomes international assassin after John Wick and Joe Wickes confusion

Cabinet meetings now reduced to everyone calling each other 'poopy bumheads' after recent Cummings' revelations

Woman responsible for the state of Motorway Service Station sandwiches finally captured and put on trial

Filthy pond slime barrister says Tories' rape conviction failure shame their own fault

Cream agrees to rise to bottom to more accurately reflect state of UK politics

More events to be held in the past after success of Euro 2020

Tories surprised after being bitten by 'Libdem' creature they thought had gone extinct

Boris loses status as complete liar after calling Hancock hopeless

“Hancock is Totally Fucking Hopeless. I think I’ll promote him,” says Boris

Trump to confound critics by writing memoir using more than 280 characters

Footballer evidently still upset he didn't get asked to be 'Diet Coke Break' guy

Grateful corrupt officers call for Met to be renamed Dick Squad in honour of its leader